He Said, She Said

Brecken Joseph

1. "Wait, is Facebook a book with faces?"

Emma Grace

1. "Thanks mom, you're a scientist." -- after I opened her water bottle (I think she meant genius)
2. "I want Panera with my bread." -- we finally figured out what she wanted...it was marinara
3. Calls the "Olive Garden" the "Flower Garden"

Little Conversations:

Me:  "Emma, we need to work on being nice to our friends."

Brecken:  "I'm always nice, she's just a little stinker pants."

Me: "No playing the iPad or the iPhone."

Brecken:  "But, mom, it doesn't have eyes."